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REL­A­TIVELY SPEAK­ING

When I was in the sec­ond grade,
my mother said to me,
‘My dear, you’re just a lit­tle girl!”
I said, “Mom, I agree,

“but I am not the one to whom
this news­flash should be told.
The kids in kinder­garten think
your lit­tle girl is old.”



(orig­i­nally pub­lished in Anon Two)