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VICTOR’S SECRET

I asked my friend the bil­lion­aire
how he, at sixty-​seven,
con­vinced a buxom under­wear
model from lin­gerie heaven

to be his bride, and he replied,
“When I pro­posed to Katie,
I con­fess I might have lied
and told her I was eighty.”

(orig­i­nally pub­lished in Light Quar­terly)